Man's Best Friend

And this is how they are being treated? For staged 'Dog-Fights'?????

Shameful!

Thanks Jessica for the for this great post!

Five Feckless Facts

Do i sound like a nut who just looooooooves alliteration?

Well.....

If I do, i don't care.

Last week, my dear friend Dan while carrying out a very fetching tradition of 'Blog-World' tagged me to write five things about myself, which obviously wont mean anything to you and moreover you'll give a damn about them.

But yeah... it does sounds interesting and gives us all 'rubber-necks' a chance to do what we love most..... prying into other's lives.... I swear, human beings just love snooping around (esp. women) and get orgasmic pleasure in discovering odd facts about each other. I know I like reading useless facts about others!

So, let me share some snippets of information about myself, which I'm sure will give you an insight into my soul (LOL!!!)

1) I HATE Mangoes: When i notice the mortals around me during summer i get thoroughly disgusted by their ardor for this ugly looking yellow fruit (Ouch!!!! Stop it you guys!!!! you cant kill me for that!! i KNOW you just adore mangoes.. but sorry that stupid fruit doesn't works for me!)

I Don't think most of you 'hoi polloi' agree with me, but what the fuck! I have a right to form my opinion.

The only fruits that i actually like are strawberries, kiwi fruit and pears....and oh... "jaamuns" (Rose Apple or Jambu Fruit for all who don't know what a Jaamun is). Seriously people, we must do something to break this monopoly of mangoes as 'king of the fruits' and give the title respectfully to some other fruit.



2) I Am a Cleanliness Freak: Give me a broom (errrr a vacuum cleaner is better of course) and a duster and i am happy for hours.(That doesn't mean that you can call me anytime and ask me to clean your dirty, untidy rooms! Clean 'em yourself you punks!)

I hate getting my room untidy and actively fight with my sister for messing up anything that belongs to me.

I take showers 3 times a day and shampoo my hair everyday. Don't worry, I am not a bordering OCD case and at times i am pretty tolerant of greasy floors and unkempt beds & couches and wet bath rooms.

but yeah who doesn't like their stuff arranged neatly, room on bed so that they can lie down in comfort? Who would mind a nice smelling body with no grease or dandruff in their hair?



3) I Am a Romance Buff: I don't know the exact number because i haven't counted them lately, but yeah i have an enviable collection of 'Mills & Boon' books (and its growing!). I also inherited a large number of 'Illustrated Women's Weekly' books and some odd 30 'Barbara Cartland' books from a very dear family friend!

I like watching soppy movies with loads of Kleenex handy and I know that you're snickering behind my back!!!!





4) I Get Angry Easily: This is something I am not very proud of:(

But WTF!! Nobody's perfect!! So stop expecting me to be the divine being who's perfect!

Seriously speaking, I need to work on this and to my credit I've learnt a little bit... to control my anger i.e.

(This doesn't mean that I fly off the handle without any reason!!! :O)

5) I Don't Know How to Dance: Do you really want to laugh hard, slapping your knee with watery eyes? Come and dance with me!!!!!

Hell.... I've forgotten the number of toes I've trodden on, the number of eyes which have cried on my behalf and number of people who have fallen down watching me dance (With laughter of course!!!)

Why God??? Why me??? Why did you give me two left feet instead of one???

Don't for a minute think that I didn't try! I tried my best to learn to dance and in fact i enjoy the mindless and meaningless gyrating of body and the funny flailing arms and legs we call dance, but alas! its just something which i can't do!

Now that I've shared my deep dark secrets with you, I'd like to tag the author of 'Go Comment'.


Peace!!
:D